Anyone who dreams of being as cool and successful as Kanye West now has the chance to be just that - well, sort of.

As part of the “In an Absolut World” ad campaign for Absolut vodka, West, 31, stars in a fake commercial for “Be Kanye” tablets.

“How many times have you told yourself, ‘I feel famous and powerful on the inside, but nobody sees it that way on the outside’?” he asks in the clip. When added to water, the tablets (which last four hours, according to the package) will “unleash the superstar inside you.”

“I have never had any conversations about anger management. If anything, I need anger enhancement!! lol!”

After keeping quiet for over a week, Kanye West unleashed a tirade in response to criticism about his Bonnaroo music festival show that started two hours late in the wee hours.

In a blistering blog post, the rapper blames both festival organizers and the previous act - Pearl Jam - for forcing him to go on stage at 4:25 a.m. on June 15 - two hours behind schedule.

“Bonnaroo should have released a statement in my defense but since they haven’t, let’s break down the walls on this Truman Show and let you know what really occurred!!!” West, 31, writes.

“I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, but this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life,” he adds.

As the hours passed, fans became impatient, and crowds of people left. Those who stayed threw beer cans, toilet paper, and glow sticks onto the stage while chanting obscenities toward West.

“I’m sorry to everyone that I didn’t have the ability to give the performance I wanted to,” he says. “I’m sorry.”

(Note: Video contains some foul language.)

Diddy has sent a heartfelt thank you to Kanye West, saying that the rapper’s recent concert changed his life, in a new video “confession” on YouTube.

“The other night, I go to the Kanye West concert … %26#91;I have%26#93; nothing but high expectations,” Diddy says. “Concert changed my life. I ain’t gonna lie. I was so impressed and inspired. It was beautiful, man - and I fell in love with hip-hop again.

“I want to say thank you, Kanye, for giving me that.”

Kanye West doesn’t take disrespect lightly - especially during his Glow in the Dark tour.

When fans at his Minneapolis concert got a bit too rowdy Tuesday night - and one threw an unspecified object toward the stage - the agitated headliner quickly pulled the plug on his show.

“Whoever thought that was a good idea, I’m not gonna curse at you - that’s a really bad idea,” declared West.

“It really throws me off to have some %26#91;stuff%26#93; thrown on the stage. You can see I’m trying to do something different here,” said the singer, 31, as the audience erupted in shouts of support.

West then launched into “Can’t Tell Me Nothin’ ” as the show continued.

A rep for West had no comment.

Call it Kanye West’s late late late show.

The rapper didn’t appear on stage at Tennessee’s Bonnaroo until 4.25 a.m. Sunday morning - some two hours behind schedule, the Associated Press reports.

Why? Previous act Pearl Jam ran over by an hour, festival organizers said - and then there were long delays setting up West’s elaborately futuristic stage set.

As the delay dragged on, fans at the four-day-long music festival reportedly began chanting “Kanye sucks” and pelting the empty stage with glow sticks.

Kanye West and Selita Ebanks are good friends, but nothing more than that, says a source close to the model.

West and Ebanks were among those attending a party Saturday night at the New York City club Tenjune. Plus, Ebanks showed up at the afterparty following West’s May 13 concert appearance at Madison Square Garden.

But the source says that rumors of a romance between the two are not true.

“They are just friends. They were with a large group that included Serena Williams and Selita’s dad,” says the Ebanks source about the Tenjune party.

A rep for West couldn’t be reached for comment.